Of course that isn’t an invitation, more an exclamation. Shit. The sentence ended and so did all inspiration. I’m sitting here eyes squinted heavily over a keyboard that is otherwise far too close to my Friday night face blurred with music and lights and taxi cab rides. I bloody well hope the spell checker works.
Curse you Turning Leaf. Curse every last drop of your blood red vine. Oh but you tasted so good. Like a sweet sin stolen in the forbidden hours of a night that we’ll take to the end of time. A seemingly endless flow of joy that will doubtless feel like a deserted parking lot when empty.
Fuck me, I’m drunk!
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Wrote the following comment on September 30th, 2005 at 4:42 pm #
Ahhh, but you wordsmith so divinely when intoxicated, Dionysus! Sounds like a night to remember. If you’re not too drunk, that is. ;-)
Wrote the following comment on September 30th, 2005 at 4:45 pm #
Ahhh Turning Leaf! Nectar of the drunken gods!
Wrote the following comment on September 30th, 2005 at 5:16 pm #
AHAHA you kill me! Those are the BEST rules to be broken!
Wrote the following comment on September 30th, 2005 at 5:42 pm #
hmmmm.
Wrote the following comment on September 30th, 2005 at 6:10 pm #
Always a pleasure to talk to you Simon, drunk or not. :-)
Wrote the following comment on October 1st, 2005 at 6:32 am #
You sure sund poetic when you are drunk….. congrats- as this is not an easily-attainable quality….
–Elle
Wrote the following comment on October 1st, 2005 at 7:20 am #
hahahahahah
Wrote the following comment on October 1st, 2005 at 8:34 am #
Sounds like an entertaining night.
Wrote the following comment on October 1st, 2005 at 2:53 pm #
Funny
Wrote the following comment on October 1st, 2005 at 5:33 pm #
Im drunk, fuck me.
hehe
Wrote the following comment on October 1st, 2005 at 8:53 pm #
Do you have any hangover poetry?
Wrote the following comment on October 2nd, 2005 at 8:19 am #
Poetry shmoertry! :-)
Wrote the following comment on October 2nd, 2005 at 12:15 pm #
Lordy. I leave for one tiny weekend, and all Hell breaks loose!
Wrote the following comment on October 4th, 2005 at 10:06 am #
lol! you gotta love them drunken posts!! xx
Wrote the following comment on October 6th, 2005 at 8:57 am #
drunken simon is missing in action! should we be worried? = ) xx
Wrote the following comment on October 6th, 2005 at 9:38 am #
ahhh yes… good stuff.
Wrote the following comment on October 6th, 2005 at 3:34 pm #
I’m back! :-)