With all the problems of the world like the climate crisis, cancer, aids, and the such, you’ll be releaved to know that scientists in America have just published the findings of an extensive study into the most effective way to swat a fly.
Publishing their findings in the journal Current Biology, scientists at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech) reveal that the best way of swatting a fly is to creep up slowly and aim ahead of its location. They also revealed that the reason why flies are adept at dodging a swat is down to quick-fire intelligence and good planning. In layman’s terms this kind of announcement is called “stating the bleeding obvious.”
The scientists used high speed and high resolution video to film a series of experiments with fruit flies and a looming swatter. The researchers discovered that long before the fly leaps it calculates the location of the threat and comes up with an escape plan putting their bodies into pre-flight mode within 100 milliseconds of spotting the swatter.
According to Caltech’s Professor Michael Dickinson this illustrates the speed and complexity of the fly’s brain, though it’s hard to say what it illustrates about the brains of scientists.
Personally the most effective method I have found in my fly swatting experience is to take two rolled up newspapers, one in each hand, then bash the crap out of the little bugger by bringing them both down on the flies location simultaneously.
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Fly’s brain ‘senses swat threat’
Flies get a jump on swatters
Bugs life
Photograph by Airbrontosaurus
Wrote the following comment on Sep 2, 2008 at 5:09 am
I heard this report on NPR, and to be fair, it wasn’t a study done to determine the most effective way to swat a fly. Rather, it was to extend human knowledge of the behavior and brain functioning of flies. Just one small part of our natural human drive to understand the world around us. Dickinson basically said that his intention was not to help people become better fly swatters, but that it was a natural byproduct of their research.
Happy Swatting!
Wrote the following comment on Sep 2, 2008 at 9:22 am
I have always found a badminton racquet the best. if you lucky you can quarterise the little buggers!
Wrote the following comment on Sep 2, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I always thought the best way was to turn vepona fly spray in to a quasi flame-thrower :-)
Wrote the following comment on Sep 2, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Not to brag, but I instinctively already knew what the scientists had studies so long to discover. Maybe that would be a good follow up study? Which kind of people make the best fly-swatters… Study their genes and so-forth.
Simon, when it comes to fly swatting, I admire your passion, but I question your methodology. News paper? Really? My tool of choice is the 99 cent fly-swatter that is sold at Home Depot. Blue if available.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 3, 2008 at 1:42 am
We have a fly swatter that makes the sound of someone screaming in pain and terror every time it strikes a surface. It provides quite a satisfactory experience when swatting flies.
“AaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
Wrote the following comment on Sep 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I have an ‘electronic tennis racket’ for swatting flies and killing 8-legged beasties (spiders!). It’s battery operated, you turn it on, aim in the rough direction of the fly/spider and ‘sizzle’ – instant dead beastie. The only side-effect is the smell of burnt ‘flesh’. It does leave a good, satisfactory feeling though – for me that is, not for the dead beastie!
Wrote the following comment on Sep 3, 2008 at 11:14 pm
I’m old school. A rolled up newspaper makes a great THWACK sound. I used to use a cork gun which was actually quite scientific, but more often than not my aim was off.
The problem with using a flame thrower is that the flies simply become walks, and that is kind of icky.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 4, 2008 at 10:16 pm
A cork gun Simon!?