Over the weekend me and a few other guys went to Scotland for our friend Gavin’s ’stag weekend.’ I’d write a post about it, but we agreed that what happens in Scotland, stays in Scotland. So you see, my lips are sealed.

I would love to write a funny post about the birds and the beers, the laughter and the tears, the ups, the downs, the rage buggies, the flamenco dancer girls, and the conquests of Fozwaldo the great, and the blood sucking vampires. But the stories of the stag weekend are sealed now among an elite pre-wedding ninja brotherhood that can never break the unwritten code of silence.*
*Code may be temporarily deferred by members of the pre-wedding ninja brotherhood for the purposes of humorous regaling with absolute license given for embellishment or complete manipulation/fabrication of the facts for the extension of merriment, amusement, embarrassment or ridicule.
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Wrote the following comment on July 30th, 2008 at 6:57 pm #
Simon your are a legend and let me say this was the best weekend I’ve ever had with the lads.
Thanks
Wrote the following comment on July 30th, 2008 at 7:10 pm #
I imagine this is much like a bachelor’s party in the U.S.
If it is anything like the tape we found of my (now) brother-in-law’s party… I think we are better off not knowing at all. ^^
Wrote the following comment on July 31st, 2008 at 3:51 am #
Looks like you had fun. Man, it’s been too long since I went to a bachelor party.
Wrote the following comment on August 1st, 2008 at 2:46 am #
I agree with Doug, it does look like you had fun!
Congratulation’s Gav on surviving the weekend!! ;0)