The iPhone is almost as ubiquitous these days as the iPod that came before it. Despite it’s recent bad press Apple’s alluring smartphone is still a desirable object and something of a status symbol. So what is it about emails appended with “Sent from my iPhone” that I find so irritating?
Picture the scene; You’re sat in the waiting room at your dentists office leafing through the pages of an old National Geographic magazine that has clearly been living there for a while. As you read about the Mountain midgets of darkest Peru someone walks into the office and approaches the receptionist.
“Hello, I’m Mr Downing, I have a two o’clock appointment with Dr Johnson.” The receptionist looks at her screen taps a few keys then does that half smile thing as she tells the person to take a seat. With their exchange at an end he then announces “I came here today in my Mercedes Benz.”
That would be a little odd. I think people would furtively look the person up and down to assess just how big of a doofus he was. Why would he think we care how he got here or what kind of car he has. As a friend of mine is fond of saying, “Who does that?”
Well, lots of people do. Those smug bastards who own Apple iPhones do it all the time, sending emails appended with the footnote “Sent from my iPhone.” Like we give a crap what device they sent the email from!
I know it’s silly, but there’s just something about that footnote that just rubs me up the wrong way. It’s just not cool. It’s like owning a Porsche and then wearing Porsche branded clothing all the time. It has a swaggering quality to it, like some beefed-up tattooed and overly tanned bonehead at the gym who insists on wearing their ridiculously large gold bling as they sit in the sauna.
I won’t deny, iPhones themselves are cool, but that little footnote feels like a “fuck you” to me. “Fuck you and your shitty little Sony Ericsson with its cracked screen and crappy falling apart number pad. And fuck you for having a phone that still only has a number pad you loser!”
It’s like those words “Sent from my iPhone” are laughing at me. They’re trying to induce jealously, to bring out a need within me to get an iPhone so I too can be as connected, as switched on, as haughty and superior as all those iPhone people.
Of course, it’s not really the fault of the people who own iPhones. They’re just too lazy to remove the signature which is automatically appended to their emails. The truth is Apple want to create an iPhone shaped gap in my life and they’re just using my friends and colleagues to do it. “Sent from my iPhone, and by the way, because you don’t have and iPhone, YOU SUCK!”
Look, I know my phone isn’t beautiful, and it’s certainly not at all “smart.” It’s beat up and dumb as bricks, but it does what I need it to do. Yes, I know I would probably like an iPhone and find it immensely useful, but right now I’m a dumb phone user and I’m happy with that. In fact, I’m so happy with my dumb phone that if I was to ever to attempt using it to send an email to an iPhone user, I think I would spend the twenty minutes it would take me to append the message with “Sent from my piece of shit Sony Ericsson with a cracked screen and crappy falling apart number pad. Now go fuck yourself.”
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Remove or disable “Sent from my iPhone” email signature
Sent from my iPhone—You Suck!
What “Sent From My iPhone” Means To Me
Just so you know
Something for you iPhone users
The ringtone
Doing life the hard way
→ GET BEFOREiFORGET BY EMAIL, iPHONE, OR PODCAST
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 9:23 am
:-)
Sent from my MacBook
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 11:56 am
Very amusing post, but you know the whole point of Sent from iPhone is to let people know that you are not at an actual computer.
Sometimes I will send a few emails to someone within a short time period, basically like a normal conversation over email. If they see I am on my iPhone they will understand I am not at my desk and might not have access to something they might be looking for.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I’m with Rustin – I kept the “Sent from my iPhone” message purely because it let’s people know that any out of place words or brevity is more down to the fact that I’m not using a real keyboard. And unfortunately, I can’t think of any other way of putting it so succinctly.
That said, I agree that auto-footnotes are (99% of the time) ANNOYING AS HELL. Such as the msn one, which has always annoyed my face off. I wish there was a way of tagging mail with a little icon just to let you know the medium it came from. A mobile for mobile, a stamp for online. Solve this problem once and for all. But it’s too much of a hassle for it to be worth the time.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Btw, still found the entry amusing – just adding my two cents!
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 1:49 pm
I append most of my emails with “Love from Granddad.” I generally feel that raises my brand recognition and awareness among my target audience.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 3:04 pm
“Now go fuck yourself.” LOL!!
Love Ron’s comment too.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I find “Sent from my Product-Name” annoying, so I changed mine to “Sent from my mobile phone” so they’ll excuse the brevity of the email
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Does someone have some iPhone envy?
I have good enough self esteem to think that I don’t need to spend 400 pounds to do what a crappy Sony Ericsson with a “cracked screen and crappy falling apart number pad.” This is the rant of a man dying to get an iPhone.
And I also agree, when I get the footer “sent from my iPhone” it explains to me why an email comes across as a bit curt.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 28, 2010 at 11:45 pm
I have an iPhone and I changed the signature some time ago to “Sent form your iPhone.”
Wrote the following comment on Sep 29, 2010 at 3:42 am
I completely agree that the “Sent from my iPhone” seems to be more about status than functionality. Still, the sad irony is that I read this post (and am writing this comment) from my Palm Pixi.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 29, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Palm what?
Wrote the following comment on Sep 29, 2010 at 8:42 pm
It’s the whole concept of Sent from a/Made with a/Look I got a Apple/Mac/iPhone that is getting ridiculous. It’s the same as someone using a program to upload an image or update their blog and having that application impose itself upon users with their little “Look at me!” tag.
Is there any reason to constantly remind people you are using an Apple product? Why do people feel the need to plaster their personal belongings with the white Apple decals they so cleverly put in all their boxes? Why do people need to care what you’re using?
Why?
Wrote the following comment on Sep 29, 2010 at 11:36 pm
I feel your pain about the iPhone signature. Then again, I’m angry when I read any of the signatures that include the name of your mobile device. It’s just free advertising for the company. Isn’t it enough that we just shelled out a ton of cash for your phone now you want us to advertise for you too? I don’t think so!
Wrote the following comment on Sep 30, 2010 at 1:46 am
The default was cool for a couple of days but then I just started to feel like a d-bag. But I do like that people know I’m away from my desk so I changed mine to “sent from my portable telephone machine.” Can modesty and iPhone be friends? I believe so.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 30, 2010 at 4:47 am
So, in the hierarchy of email signature douchitude (#1 being the most douchy) we have…
10. “Thanks” or “Regards”, then signing your name and email. (totally non-douchey)
9. Six-line signature including the company logo, your title, mailing address, and two phone numbers.
8. No closing, no signature, just stop typing and hit send.
7. Any animated pictures whatsoever.
6. “Sent from my Blackberry”/”Sent from my Droid”
5. “Go Green. Please consider the environment before printing this email.”
4. “CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE” followed by 6+ lines of legalese written by someone who doesn’t understand email (hint: it is impossible to “return all copies” of an email).
3. Sappy “Jesus loves you” verses from the Bible.
2. Blood-soaked “smiting of the unrighteous” verses from the Bible/Koran.
1. “Sent from my iPhone”
Disclosure: I have an iPhone and I removed the “sent from” thing the moment I saw it.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 30, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Hallo,
You are fucking jelauos basterd! “Sent from my iPhone” means “Sori for my spelling mistakes and for non-formated text”. Im sori for you and hope you will be also able to get an iPhone very soon ;)
Wrote the following comment on Sep 30, 2010 at 2:46 pm
@ Sarah & Markus – As I said, I do think the iPhone is cool, however I am not hankering after owning one. In fact I have rather resisted the pressure to own any type of smart phone purely on the grounds that I do not want to be interrupted by work at all hours. It’s for that very same reason that my customers do not have my mobile phone number.
I work for myself and its very hard to keep the boundaries between work and personal time in check especially when working in different time zones. I dare say I’ll get some kind of smart phone at some point, but value for money and life interference issues will be key factors in that decision.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 30, 2010 at 11:23 pm
people are just jealous, i think, that’s all. why doesn’t anyone complain about the “sent from blackberry wireless device” or whatever it says when you receive an email from a blackberry? cause blackberrys BLOW, that’s why. (;
Wrote the following comment on Oct 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Ha, how funny. I got an iphone yesterday and I just googled “how to remove sent from my iphone” and found your blog. I agree with you entirely, the apple ad at the bottom of the email screams “look at me, i’m an asshole.” I take the point people make about the spelling and brevity of emails sent from iphones etc, but there’s just something assholy about the “sent from my” signature.
Wrote the following comment on Oct 6, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Sent from my iPhone = I am too lazy, too stupid, too materialistic, too superior, too self-important, or simply too much of an asshole to be botherd taking a few seconds to change the default ad on my cell phone.
Wrote the following comment on Oct 26, 2010 at 12:45 pm
5.0.5, do you know me :-)