Before i Forget : Simon Jones's blog
GeneralWednesday, April 7th, 2010, (5:02 pm)

It could be the plot of a bad 80′s comedy film, but over the Easter weekend two women were arrested at Liverpool Airport in the UK after it became apparent that a “sleeping” family member whom they were attempting to take to Germany, was in actual fact dead.

Staff at Liverpool Airport became suspicious that Curt Willi Jarant, who was strapped into a wheelchair and wearing dark glasses, had already checked-out before he had checked-in.

Family members traveling with the “sleeping” man were attempting to board a flight to Berlin and insisted the 91 year German national was merely tired after [...] Continue Reading…

Faith & Religion and GeneralSunday, April 4th, 2010, (8:05 pm)

The Easter Bunny rose from the dead today. Well okay, the easter bunny didn’t actually rise from the dead today, but on this day we remember his resurrection when he became the first and only bunny to hatch from an egg, right?

Okay, so it turns out that the Easter Bunny was never actually crucified and chocolate eggs have very little connection to the religious reason behind this holiday weekend that marks the miraculous resurrection of Christ.

Nevertheless it strikes me that there is a significant amount of brand confusion between chocolate eggs and Jesus coming back to life. So with [...] Continue Reading…

GeneralTuesday, March 23rd, 2010, (12:07 am)

It’s been a tough winter in the UK with record breaking low temperatures, paralyzing snow storms, and perilously icy conditions causing havoc across the country. There surely can’t be many out there who aren’t pleased to see spring on the horizon. However, there is one Englishman who clearly can’t get enough of the arctic weather, so much so that right now he is just north of Ward Hunt Island in Canada. His name is Ben Saunders and he is skiing alone to the north pole!

I’ve written about Ben before; he’s an inspiring guy. A record-breaking long-distance skier, with three [...] Continue Reading…

Found on the webFriday, March 19th, 2010, (6:12 pm)

At a card table set up at the county fair in Pamona, California, NPR’s Alex Chadwick conducts a short video interview in his “Interviews 50c” series.

Brooke is a high school sophomore who think her second period math teacher, Mr Belmont, is pretty “Kinda cute,” you know, for an older guy. She estimates his age at 26 and tells an amusing, if somewhat confusing story about how her and her best friend, Jackie… well you know what, I actually didn’t really get what she was talking about. But the interview is funny, in part because she was hoping nobody would [...] Continue Reading…

GeneralThursday, March 11th, 2010, (12:20 am)

Three weeks ago I dropped my laptop in the bath for the second time. That might sound rather unusual, however what I find even more unexpected is the fact that it still works perfectly!

The first question I expect you want to ask is what on earth was I doing with my laptop in the bath? The answer is fairly simple – I was watching the latest episode of ‘Lost.’

I used to read books in the bath, but with the steam and heat I found that holding a book was neither relaxing nor practical. I like to soak for long [...] Continue Reading…

GeneralThursday, March 4th, 2010, (11:12 am)

Regular readers might be wondering where I have gotten to and if I’ve given up blogging. So this is just a brief post to let you know that I’m still around.

I love writing and if there was some way I could make money blogging my way around the world somehow without having to sell my soul, then I would get right on that. Sadly though, I have yet to find such a cushy number.

Having returned from another quick trip around the world (oh that sounds so gloriously pretentious!) the realities of life have caught up with me and I’ve [...] Continue Reading…

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