I’M JUST SOME GUY
How the hell does one write their own bio without sounding like they’ve completely disappeared up their own ass?

Okay, I could tell you about how I jumped into a swimming pool to save a kid when I too was a kid. The hero angle is a good one though in truth that was probably the result of watching too much TV and believing that I was as invincible as any number of American TV heroes.

I might mention that I spent my childhood riding my bike as if it were a race car, and too this day I still have the scars to prove it. Or I could tell you how I loved sitting by my grandparents pond fishing for newts. I’d probably have to put that in context by saying that I lost interest in newts when I discovered naked girls, or at least the idea of naked girls.

I should probably say I’m an Englishman, but I’m no flag waving beer swilling, bar fighting, tattooed football thug. I have to mime the words of the national anthem after ‘God save our gracious Queen’.

I could tell you that I’ve had a whole host of jobs and that I’ve been fired from a couple of those. I’ve been thrown out of Churches for not being religious enough. I believe in God and science, I’m pro-life AND pro-choice (I call that position “pro-thought”), and while reality TV has its place there’s quite enough reality in my life for me not to feel the need to consume a reality with a theme tune and sponsor.

Like anyone I am complexly simple. Like you I’m just going through life determined to enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts. I enjoy living on the lighter side, choosing to believe the glass is half full and that with every new turn comes the possibility of adventure and excitement.

Simon Jones and the lads
Simon Jones & Phil McGrath
Simon Jones with Kevin Olsen and Josh Sheridan
Simon Jones with Jacob and Sumalee Marshall
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Simon Jones with Anne Bajema
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Simon Jones and the boys
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Simon Jones with Peter Jones
Rachel Lindsay
Simon Jones as the best man
Simon Jones in India
Becky Lewis in Wales with Simon Jones
Fingeringhoe
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Simon Jones and his big gun
Simon Jones and Will Woodhouse
Becky and Delphine
Simon Jones with Jeffrey Hyman
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Simon Jones with Phil and Kerry-anne McGrath
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Simon Jones with friends in LA
Rachel Lindsay
Simon Jones with Mrs Pi
Simon Jones in Auroville
Simon Jones in Aitutaki
Simon Jones and the iWalkers
Simon Jones and Katrina volunteers
Simon Jones in Oslo
Simon Jones with Karen Bartlett and the kids
Simon Jones in an evelator
Simon Jones in awe of a chinese lantern
Simon Jones & family
Simon Jones and couchsurfers
Simon Jones in Wales
Simon Jones and Jeffrey Hyman
Simon Jones in Liverpool
Couch Surfing in Sydney Australia
Simon Jones with Rachel and Zelda
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Simon Jones on a bicycle made for two!
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Simon Jones wine tasting in Napa Valley California
Simon Jones with Josh and Kevin
Simon Jones & Erin Davis
Simon Jones and the Xang Bangers
Simon Jones with Grace and Toby Bartlett
Simon Jones & Rachel Lindsay with friends
Simon Jones and the beast
Simon Jones in Japan
Simon Jones with Donna Fearnley
Simon Jones & Susan Stevens
Sarah Dawrant in liverpool with Simon Jones
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Simon Jones in reflection
Simon Jones & Karen Salazar
Simon Jones & Kelly Reynolds
Simon Jones & Toby Bartlett
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Simon Jones in California
Simon Jones turns 108 years old
Simon Jones & 20 year old girls!
Simon Jones in a helicopter
Simon Jones & the John Candy Boys
Simon Jones and Just
Simon Jones & family
Simon Jones - Simonsbath
Simon Jones and Jenny
Simon Jones and Red Bull Racing Formula One Team
Simon Jones and Sarah Dawrant in London
Simon Jones drives a tractor
Simon Jones and Becky Lewis
Simon Jones and Sparkles McDiamond
Simon Jones with Darien Sheridan
Simon Jones & Melisa McDanial - aka Missy.
Simon Jones with DJ Nick and Tony from The Beach in Birkenhead.
Simon Jones in Oslo.
Simon Jones & Jacob Marshall
Simon Jones and the Velez lids
Simon Jones and you?



If you’re not on this page then please understand it’s not because I don’t like you. It’s more likely that I couldn’t find a picture of you and me in which I looked good! :-)

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