She’s just what a red blooded male might want from a bar steward, or whatever the latest politically correct term is for a barmaid. Beer.com’s virtual bartender is female, blonde, smiling with shiny white teeth that are almost as big as her womanhoods hidden under a tight white T-shirt.

But perhaps unlike so many of the bartenders us males might want to ask to make wishes come true, she actually will take instructions and carry out ‘tasks’. For example ask her for a beer and she’ll bring you one. As her to dance on the bar and she’ll do just that. As her to pout and she’ll do that too. however, those might be some of the last things that the male population ask her to do, and she’s quite accommodating in all kinds of ways.

So far we’ve managed to have her lap-dance, work out, fights, kiss us, pillow fight with another girl and even kiss that girl too! It’s all in the name of fun but would probably be enough to blow the gasket of George Bush’s loyal supporters.

Now if only I could get the girls at the bar I sometimes work in to do the same… oh, hang on… ;-)

Click here to see the virtual bartender.