CONCERN MOUNTS FOR MISSING TEXAN
Starbucks President and CEO, Howard Schultz, has been detained by police in Houston, Texas, as concerns grow over the disappearance of 29 year old Erin Davis who vanished from the Houston area after taking a part time job at the coffee giant.
Houston Police Chief, Harold Hurtt, says that concern is mounting for the safety of Ms Davis after she was reported missing from Xanga since early August. A post on the 11th of September, supposedly made by Davis, amounted to little more than a few words leading officials to believe that the entry may well have been made by captures within the coffee giants network. Davis has been seen less and less on Xanga since starting at Starbucks.
Revd. Chuck Western from the ‘Howdy Ya’ll, Lets give it up for God’ Church, says that the disappearance of Starbucks employees is nothing new. He believes that Davis is probably well but has been unwittingly sucked into what he refers to as the ‘CCC,’ an acronym for Corporate Coffee Cult.
“Well, I tell ya’ll what I think. [spit] I think ya’ll find that little Miss Erin is problee’ fine and dandy, [spit] as long as she works all the good Lords hours! [spit] I tell ya’ll, there’s trouble in them there Starbucks places. [spit] They’all a cult I tell ya. [spit] A cult ya hear! [spit] And that there Howard Shots guy, well he’s brain washing them all.” said Revd. Western in his weekly radio appeal for money from the poor.
Boyfriend, John Wossisname, was being comforted at the couples Houston residence last night. In a brief statement to the press Wossisname simply said “Pip sir.” A sign that the strain of worry is beginning to set in.
Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Ms Davis is urged to contact police immediately.
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Erins blog remains online.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 19, 2005 at 3:41 pm
Good one!!! LOL!!!
Wrote the following comment on Sep 19, 2005 at 6:22 pm
“pip sir” oh man you have him pegged. and yeah where the hell has she been?? i think its due to….no internet access….but i mean come on..what kind of an excuse is that???
Wrote the following comment on Sep 19, 2005 at 6:44 pm
LMAO
Wrote the following comment on Sep 20, 2005 at 6:12 am
:-D The mystey deepends!
I’m thinking of setting up a campaign. http://www.whereiserindavis.com or something like that.
Wrote the following comment on Sep 20, 2005 at 12:35 am
Funny! :-)
Wrote the following comment on Sep 20, 2005 at 4:44 am
Wow, what an attempt!
Wrote the following comment on Sep 20, 2005 at 5:02 am
I have it on good authority that Ms. Davis’ disappearance has nothing to do with the Starbucks organization. Rather, evidence suggests that she was abducted by rival coffee magnate, Juan Valdez, and is being detained in the mountains of Columbia.