Someone health conscious thief stole my Boston Red Sox baseball cap from the gym!

I’m so annoyed. It was a really nice cap too. A classic blue Red Sox cap with a red and white strip on the bill, quite unique in these parts, and now someone else is wearing it! I’m absolutely serious when I say if I see anyone with it on at my gym I will simply take it off their heads and tell them to call the cops if they feel that I am the thief!

It was a really nice hat too. Dammit!