Rosie Walsh from the town of Wallasey in the UK is apparently fed up with her man. So much so, she has decided to give him away on the internet.

Freecycle

Using her local freecycle.org group, Rosie recently posted an ad offering to give away a “man.” Freecycle is a free online service that allows people to give away items that they no longer have a need for.

Rosie’s description of said man is a little vague. His ethnicity is not listed but after being painted he is now a white man. Presumably in good health, he is offered as “free standing,” though Rosie is not a woman to be messed with because she is apparently not adverse to the idea of hanging him if required.

Rosie isn’t required to state a reason for why she no longer requires her man, and neither has she. Perhaps she upgraded to a better model, or maybe she simply didn’t feel the need for a man in her life anymore.

Whatever her reason, Rosie obviously believes the old adage that one persons trash is another persons treasure, and to that end she is giving him away to the first person who offers to collect him.

Certainly if my experience of freecycle is anything to go by, Rosie will be free and single within no time at all.

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