When I was a child I played cops and robbers like any normal little boy. Like most childhood games of this kind, cops and robbers often involved a certain amount of dressing up, running around excitedly, and much shouting, screaming, and “pow pow” gun noises as we enjoyed shooting at one another in the ongoing chase.

As a child I had a number of pistols, my favorite being a large red gun with a bright orange handle. Another was an elaborate silver rifle that doubled as a machine gun in my young imagination when the need for a machine gun arose. “Bang bang, you’re dead!” Would be followed quickly by an elaborate roll and a few moments of stillness before we leapt back to our feet to continue the game as someone who hadn’t yet been killed. Our innocent games would see us dying time and time again in the wonderfully simple world that children enjoy.

The funny thing is that ordinary British cops don’t carry guns, so in reality the cops and robbers we were playing were American, just like the ones we watched on TV in shows like CHiPs, and T.J. Hooker. A truly British version of the game would have simply involved the cop running after the robber until the robber got tired and gave up, and when you’re six there’s just no fun in that.

It would be twenty or so years later when I would get the opportunity to fire a real gun. I was at a friends house in New Hampshire where, upon learning that I had never fired a gun before and despite the late hour, her father got out a couple of his guns for me to shoot.

“Just kind of aim down the barrel, you can’t see tonight anyway, but you can see some. It’ll make a big noise” Said Karen’s father as I lifted the rifle with no real idea of what the heck I was doing. “Hit that chair over there.” He said pointing out into the darkness.

The chair survived my poor shooting, but the bang was fantastic and filled my blood with adrenalin. I had never doubted the thrill of firing a gun, and the reality of it, complete with the flash from the barrel and the ear shattering bang, was brilliantly exciting. There’s no doubt, I can see the appeal to owning and firing guns.

The post I made last week, entitled Where is the war on guncrime about America’s seemingly out of control gun crime rate, prompted hot debate receiving ten times the amount of comments I would usually expect. Curiously though, only one of those who spoke up in defense of the American ‘right to bear arms’ actually owned a gun, the others it would seem, we’re just arguing in defense of their right to have the choice to bear arms or not.

Those arguing for their right to choose to own a gun, the ‘pro-choice’ people if you will, wrongly assumed that my ‘pro-life’ stance of wanting to see “sensible gun control” meant that I wanted to ban all guns.

Just like other ‘pro-life’ and ‘pro-choice’ arguments, it seems that despite the vast area of ‘middle ground’ on the issue, people feel the need to stick a flag in the ground at the far ends of the field then stand behind that flag and hurl abuse at the other side.

The problem is that when someone goes on a shooting rampage like Cho Seung-hui did last week at Virginia Tech, the gun control debate becomes entangled in emotion and then places the focus on the wrong problem. Cho Seung-hui had serious mental health problems, and no amount of gun control would have made him any less mentally troubled.

The basis of the gun control argument should not be made up of landmark events like last weeks school shootings because the fact remains that vast numbers of people die each year in the United States because of guns. Enacting tighter controls on who has access to guns and ammunition is an entirely rational way to reduce the number of people killed by guns.

Adam Gopnik of the New Yorker recently wrote “The point of lawmaking is not to act as precisely as possible, in order to punish the latest crime; it is to act as comprehensively as possible, in order to prevent the next one.”

With that in mind here are my proposals for changes to gun laws:
(Note: These are not my hard and fast set-in-stone ideas. They’re merely proposals that I think sensible people would be able to debate in the understanding that while there would be disagreement, there are surely ways in which discussion can lead to progress and improvements.)

STEP 1 : LEGALLY DEFINE EXACTLY WHAT A “WELL REGULATED MILITIA” IS, AND HOW EXACTLY THAT WILL BE REGULATED.

It seems to me that gun regulation isn’t something new but it is instead something that America has overlooked in the second amendment.

STEP 2 : BAN ALL HAND GUNS, PERIOD.

People do not need handguns. They provide an illusion of safety when in fact they are weapons designed primarily to kill. Obviously some exemptions will apply for police officers etc. But the days of buying a handgun to “protect yourself” should be over. If you really feel insecure, buy a rifle!

STEP 3 : BETTER BACKGROUND CHECKS

Cho Seung-hui was nuts, yet he was still allowed to walk into a gun shop and buy handguns despite the fact a judge also cited him as a danger to himself and others. These background checks should check criminal and mental background information.

STEP 4 : BAN ALL ASSULT WEAPONS

Again, special circumstances apply but regular citizens will not be allowed to own weapons that are designed specifically for war.

STEP 5 : START A NATIONAL FIREARM REGISTER.

This will disable people from, for example, selling there guns for $50 to some redneck yahoo who just got done serving time for beating on his wife. Guns would only be sold to people with firearms permits which would clearly state what guns the person can own and does own.

STEP 6 : INTRODUCE A 5 DAY WAIT PERIOD AFTER PURCHASING A GUN.

If you want to buy a gun, then there should be no rush. A mandatory delay between paying the the weapon and actually collecting it should pose no serious inconvenience to anyone who wants to have a gun for legitimate uses.

STEP 7 : INTRODUCE GUN CABINETS STANDARDS WHERE GUNS MUST BE KEPT.

Requiring that citizens keep their shotguns, rifles and ammunition in a safe cabinet that meets a governed standard would again pose little inconvenience to any peaceful gun owner. The cabinet would increase the security of the weapons in a burglary and fire situation to.

STEP 8 : INTRODUCE TOUGH LAWS MAKING CARRYING A GUN IN A CRIME EXTREMELY ILL ADVISED.

Mandatory minimum sentences are pretty much worthless, so while this measure seems logical I would imagine it would be the least effective of all the measures I propose. However I still believe that the punishment for going equipped to commit murder should be almost as serious as committing the murder itself.

If you think you have better proposals or if you disagree with mine then feel free to comment below.

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